Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The Danger of Bad Breath

I posted this before on my other blog....just needed something to post! lol


Have you ever had someone talk in your face or try and pray with you at church who really needed a breath mint? I'm sure most of us have been there at some point. When you're really praying good and getting a blessing and then someone with a severe case of halitosis comes right up and is like "YEESSS! PRAAAIIISE HHHHIIIIM! HAHHHH-LLELUJAH!" and you're like "Dear God help me NOWW!!" That's why it's important to carry mints in your purse/pocket.

Before altar working, pop one in your mouth! You don't want to scare visitors away! I mean, they probably can't get the Holy Ghost if they're holding their breath. Know what I mean? Also after dinner, before church, make sure to brush your teeth and use some mouth wash! It may seem funny, (that's because it is) but if you want to be an effective altar call worker, you can't have bad breath! Your bad breath may drive someone farrrrr away from you, and if you're always at the church, (hopefully you are) then they might stay away from church! So, know that your breath may play a role in someones salvation. Have a lovely day!

10 comments:

The Kendrick Clan's Scrapbook said...

AMEN! Sista! :o)

Bruce Wayne said...

ok i will tell the whole church to come to you for mints lol

Jennifer Connell said...

Hehe - Not a big compliment to your church Mr. Bruce. lol I made that post just for you! hhaha JK.

Carol Connell said...

Using those breath mints can make all the difference in the world. I mean, when people walk out of our services, do we want them thinking halitosis or hallelujah? :-)

LeahK said...

HAHAHAHA!!! ..I thought that was sooo hilarious and very true..Its hapend to me before it was very dreadful..lol..THANK GOD it has not happend agian:)But anyways i was seriously LOLing when i read that post!!

Your probrably wondering who in the world is this..lol..It's Leah Ellis, i met you one time. In madera and Bro Garzas church picnic:)

LeahK said...

i just commented you twice!!lol im such a blond...As you can see im not very ummm experienced with blogging and ect..lol

Jennifer Connell said...

Mom - Exactly. :)

Leah! - Glad you found my post amusing. lol I didn't even know how many people read it until Eliana told me last night that you told her to read it. lol That's funny! And of course I remember you! Keep in touch!

Mary Frances said...

LOL! This is TRUE!!! OMW!!! We need to start a "MINT MINISTRY!"

Jennifer Connell said...

Haha! Mint ministry! I like your idea! Thanks for the comment! I've read your blog before.

Joel and Angela said...

There is nothing worse than that happening, and people with sensitive stomachs like me will gag like no one's business. That is the most embarrassing part, gagging in the midst of them praying for you...LOL.

You know I bet people brush their teeth wrong and that's why they have halitosis . It's very easy to just put toothpaste on the brush and swipe it across the teeth.

It's important to brush for a few minutes. That will get rid of plaque and germs which in turn will get rid of bad breath.